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May 18, 2008 · 5 Comments

I was tagged to ask my Favourite book and why…..

I figure that the “why” is rather subjective, so I’ve listed my top 5 (That I can remember)…. for no reason other than I can… and yes, they are in order of preference.

1. Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks

2. American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis

3. The Lord of The Rings - J.R.R. Tolkien

4. Making History - Stephen Fry

5. A Bridge Too Far - Cornelelius Ryan (Non Fiction)

Of course there could be hundreds more….  But these are simply brilliantly written.

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5 responses so far ↓

  • bawpc // May 19, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    Hey you…nice to come back and find that you returned as well!

    xx

  • sam // May 19, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Got a good singing voice?

    Here we go then, get some practice in!

    WHEN A FELON’S NOT ENGAGED IN HIS EMPLOYMENT (his employment)
    OR MATURING HIS FELONIOUS LITTLE PLANS (little plans)
    HIS CAPACITY FOR INNOCENT ENJOYMENT (-cent enjoyment)
    IS JUST AS GREAT AS ANY HONEST MAN’S (honest mans)

    OUR FEELINGS WE WITH DIFFICULTY SMOTHER (-culty smother)
    WHEN CONSTABULARY DUTY’S TO BE DONE (to be done)
    AH, TAKE ONE CONSIDERATION WITH ANOTHER (with another)
    A POLICEMAN’S LOT IS NOT A HAPPY ONE

    AHHH
    WHEN CONSTABULARY DUTY’S TO BE DONE, TO BE DONE,
    A POLICEMAN’S LOT IS NOT A HAPPY ONE.

    WHEN THE ENTERPRISING BURGLARS NOT A’BURGLING (not a’burgling)
    WHEN THE CUT THROAT ISN’T OCCUPIED IN CRIME (-pied in crime)
    HE LOVES TO HEAR THE LITTLE BROOK A’GURGLING (brook a’gurgling)
    AND LISTEN TO THE MERRY VILLAGE CHIME (village chime)

    WHEN THE COSTER’S FINISHED JUMPING ON HIS MOTHER (on his mother)
    HE LOVES TO LIE A’BASKING IN THE SUN (in the sun)
    AH, TAKE ONE CONSIDERATION WITH
    ANOTHER (with another)
    A POLICEMAN’S LOT IS NOT A HAPPY ONE

    AHHH
    WHEN CONSTABULARY DUTY’S TO BE DONE, TO BE DONE,
    A POLICEMAN’S LOT IS NOT A HAPPY ONE (happy one).

  • Eric // May 20, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    Good Man, Oaf!

  • poole plod // May 20, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    why the gilbert an sullivan TUPC? got a back up career you’re not telling us about?

    mind the lyrics are just as true today as then!

  • totallyunpc // May 21, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    dunno poole you’ll have to ask Serendipity…

    But yeah… a just wanna be a rock star!

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